Νέες (αγγλικές) λέξεις

The  Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again invited  readers to take any word from  the dictionary, alter it  by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a  new definition.

Here are the  winners:

1.  Cashtration  : The act of buying a house,  which renders the subject financially impotent for an  indefinite period  of time.

2. Ignoranus  : A  person who's both stupid and an asshole

3. Intaxicaton : Euphoria at getting a tax  refund,  which lasts until you realize  it was your money to  start with.

4.  Reintarnation : Coming  back to life as a hillbilly.

5. Bozone :  The substance surrounding  stupid people that  stops bright ideas  from penetrating.

6. Foreploy : Any   misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose  of getting laid.

7. Giraffiti : Vandalism  spray-painted very,  very high

8. Sarchasm : The  gulf between the author of  sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get  it.

9. Inoculatte : To take coffee  intravenously  when you are running late.

10. Osteopornosis : A degenerate disease.

11. Karmageddon :   It's like, when everybody is sending off all  these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth   explodes and it's like, a serious   bummer.

12. Decafalon (n.):  The  grueling event of getting through the day consuming only  things that are good for  you.

13. Glibido : All talk  and no action.

14. Dopeler  Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to  seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

15.  Arachnoleptic : The frantic dance  performed just after you've  accidentally walked through a spider web..